I Love My Fed-ex Guy Cause He's

Onions Make Me Sad. A Lot Of People Don't Realize That.

I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.

A Sleeping Bag Is A Tortilla For A Human.

I Hate Turkeys. If You Stand In The Meat Section At The Grocery Store Long Enough, You Start To Get Mad At Turkeys. There's Turkey Ham, Turkey Bologna, Turkey Pastrami. Some One Needs To Tell The Turkey, 'man, Just Be Yourself.'

Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'