I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me

I Want To Get A Job Naming Kitchen Appliances. That Seems Easy; Refrigerator, Toaster, Blender. You Just Say What The Thing Does And Add "er".

If You Have To Release Bad News To The Public, It Would Help If You Are Not Ugly.

I'm Into Carpooling, Because Sometimes My Car Gets Hot And Needs To Refresh Itself.

I Can Read Minds, But I'm Illiterate.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.