Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Want To Get A Job Naming Kitchen Appliances. That Seems Easy; Refrigerator, Toaster, Blender. You Just Say What The Thing Does And Add "er".
-Mitch Hedberg
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Want To Get A Job Naming
Mitch Hedberg
I Want To Get A Job Naming Kitchen Appliances. That Seems Easy; Refrigerator, Toaster, Blender. You Just Say What The Thing Does And Add "er".
Views: 20
Topic
Funny
Jobs
Humor
More From Mitch Hedberg
I Saw On Hbo They Were Advertising A Boxing Match "it's A Fight To The Finish". That's A Good Place To End.
Funny
Humor
Fighting
It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.
Funny
Humor
Fighting
I Don't Think Stand-up Is Being Appreciated As Much As It Could Be And I Don't Think It Has For A Long Time. There's Some Great Stand-up Comics Who Come To A Town And If They're Not A Name, They Don't Attract A Crowd But In Reality There Are Brilliant People Out There.
Reality
Thinking
Names
I Think Bigfoot Is Blurry, That's The Problem. It's Not The Photographer's Fault. Bigfoot Is Blurry, And That's Extra Scary To Me. There's A Large, Out-of-focus Monster Roaming The Countryside. Run, He's Fuzzy, Get Out Of Here.
Funny
Running
Humor
Every Picture Of You Is When You Were Younger.
Trending Author
John Linder
Summer Altice
Neal Cassady
Marc Morial
Alan Dean Foster
Mickey Rooney
Category
Information