Every Picture Of You Is When You

My Girlfriend Works At Hooters. In The Kitchen.

I Tried To Walk Into Target, But I Missed. I Think The Entrance To Target Should Have People Splattered All Around.

I Wanted To Get A Tape Recorder, But I Got A Parrot Instead. I Think I Did That Joke Backwards.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.

If You Had A Friend Who Was A Tightrope Walker, And You Were Walking Down A Sidewalk, And He Fell, That Would Be Completely Unacceptable.