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A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

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A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child

Evan Esar

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

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