A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.