A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.