My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.