My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.