I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.