I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.