Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.