Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.