Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.