Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.