Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

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The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.