A Smile Is The Universal Welcome.

Robert Benchley Has A Style That Is Weak And Lies Down Frequently To Rest.

A Poet In History Is Divine, But A Poet In The Next Room Is A Joke

It Is The Ability To Take A Joke, Not Make One, That Proves You Have A Sense Of Humor.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

The Worst Enemy Of Human Hope Is Not Brute Facts, But Men Of Brains Who Will Not Face Them.