Laughter Is, After Speech, The Chief Thing

Patriotism Is One Of The Unalterable Facts Of Man's Nature. It Is A Virtue If You Like It, And A Vice If You Don't Like It.

The Defining Function Of The Artist Is To Cherish Consciousness.

Robert Benchley Has A Style That Is Weak And Lies Down Frequently To Rest.

Humor Is A Kind Of Emotional Chaos Told About Calmly And Quietly In Retrospect.there Is Always A Laugh In The Utterly Familiar.

Living Well Is The Best Revenge.if Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.