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At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

It Is My Last Wish To Be Burried Sitting Up.

As A Female I Think It's A Terrible Hindrance In Business. I Think It's A Terrible Hindrance For Any Female To Have A Lot Of Intelligence In Private Life, But I Think In Business Sometimes It's Even Worse Because There's Deep Resentment.