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The Key To Life Is Accepting Challenges. Once Someone Stops Doing This, He's Dead.

People Stood On Their Chairs, Cheering And Waving. And It Was All For Me! Waves Of Love Flooded The Stage And Washed Over Me. I Started To Cry. The Sweetness Of Such A Moment Is Impossible To Describe. One Is Both Lover And Beloved. ... I'd Found The One True, Enduring Romance Of My Life.

I'm The Nicest Goddamn Dame That Ever Lived.

The Best Time I Ever Had With Joan Crawford Was When I Pushed Her Down The Stairs In Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

Oh, Don't Let's Ask For The Moon. We've Already Got The Stars.