Technicolor Makes Me Look Like Death Warmed

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.

I Survived Because I Was Tougher Than Anybody Else.

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

Men Become Much More Attractive When They Start Looking Older. But It Doesn't Do Much For Women, Though We Do Have An Advantage: Make-up.

I Have Been Uncompromising, Peppery, Intractable, Monomaniacal, Tactless, Volatile, And Oftentimes Disagreeable... I Suppose I'm Larger Than Life.