I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

Evil People You Never Forget Them. And That's The Aim Of Any Actress-never To Be Forgotten.

The Act Of Sex, Gratifying As It May Be, Is God's Joke On Humanity. It Is Man's Last Desperate Stand At Superintendency.

I Want To Die With My High Heels On, Still In Action.