A Sympathetic Look Always Makes Me Feel

Money Is A Better Tonic Than Geritol.

Hatred Makes Me Energetic, But Confused.

Gossip Is Dying Out Because Fewer And Fewer People Care To Talk About Anything Besides Themselves.

The Laughter Of The Aphorism Is Sometimes Triumphant, But Seldom Carefree.

Young Girls Giggle With Nervous Delight At The Erections They Inspire.