A Wednesday With No Rain Is A

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

The Plastic Knife Is Perfect For When A Person Just Wants To Make Some Marks On His Food And Get Insanely Frustrated At The Same Time.