I Can Move Objects With My Mind,

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

When I Was Younger, I'd Get Very Empirical With Myself. "i Have A Hypothesis About Myself. I'll Put Myself In A Situation, See What Happens, Then I'll Draw A Conclusion Based On The Empirical Evidence. Hypothesis: I Can Play Basketball." So I'd Try. "conclusion: I Cannot Play Basketball."

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.