A White Boy That Makes C's In

I Never Had The Confidence To Say I Was Going To Be In Front Of The Camera As A Comedian Until I Saw Eddie Murphy Years Later.

Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal Orgy.

Charlie Brown Is The One Person I Identify With. C.b. Is Such A Loser. He Wasn't Even The Star Of His Own Halloween Special.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.