A White Boy That Makes C's In

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And Stolen By The White Man.

Being A Comedian Is A Lot Like Being An Athlete. If You're Carl Lewis And You're The Fastest, Then No Matter What You're The Fastest.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!