A Wife Lasts Only For The Length

Heaven Knows, We All Make Mistakes. That's Life - And Chess.

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

Just Don't Take Any Class Where You Have To Read Beowulf.

How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.