A Woman Is As Old As She

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

There Is Something In The Red Of A Raspberry Pie That Looks As Good To A Man As The Red In A Sheep Looks To A Wolf.