A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her

We Love The Lord, Of Course, But We Often Wonder What He Finds In Us.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.