A Word To The Wise Is --

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

Adolescence Begins When Children Stop Asking Questions-because They Know All The Answers.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.