A Word To The Wise Is --

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.