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The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

The Secret Of Successful Writing Lies In Striking The Right Keys On The Typewriter.

Definition Of Statistics: The Science Of Producing Unreliable Facts From Reliable Figures.