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The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.