Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.