Some Men Take Good Care Of A

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.