Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.