Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.