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Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.