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Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.