A Writer's Work Is To Witness Things.

There Were Periods During My Childhood When I Stammered So Badly I Couldn't Talk At All.

Many People Have Believed That They Were Chosen, But None More Baldly Than The Texans.

Men Greet Each Other With A Sock On The Arm, Women With A Hug, And The Hug Wears Better In The Long Run.

There Are Two Kinds Of Writers: Hustlers And Sanctimonious Hustlers.

It Would Be Hard To Define Chaos Better Than As A World Where Children Decide They Don't Want To Live.