Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

The Memory Of Past Favors Is Like A Rainbow, Bright, Vivid, And Beautiful; But It Soon Fades Away. The In Memory Of Injuries Is Engraved On The Heart, And Remains Forever.

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.

An Uncontrolled Imagination May Become As Surely Intoxicated By Overindulgence As A Toper May Do Bodily With Strong Drink.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

Hurry Is Only Admissible In Catching Flies.