Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Hope Is A Pleasant Acquaintance, But An Unsafe Friend, Not The Man For Your Banker, Though He May Do For A Traveling Companion.

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.

What A Sight There Is In That "smile!" It Changes Like A Chameleon. There Is A Vacant Smile, A Cold Smile, A Smile Of Hate, A Satiric Smile, An Affected Smile; But, Above All, A Smile Of Love.

Just What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand?

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.