Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Favoritism Manifests Itself In All Departments Of Government, Public And Private. It Is The Harder To Avoid, Because It Is So Natural.

To Carry Care To Bed Is To Sleep With A Pack On Your Back

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

The Memory Of Past Favors Is Like A Rainbow, Bright, Vivid, And Beautiful; But It Soon Fades Away. The In Memory Of Injuries Is Engraved On The Heart, And Remains Forever.