Hurry Is Only Admissible In Catching Flies.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

[grateful] Cheerfulness Is Health; Its Opposite, [ungrateful] Melancholy, Is Disease.

Look Not To A Woman's Head For Her Brains, But Rather To Her Heart.

Contentment Is, After All, Simply Refined Indolence.

Favoritism Manifests Itself In All Departments Of Government, Public And Private. It Is The Harder To Avoid, Because It Is So Natural.