Acting In A Stage Play Is Like

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

It Was Julie Burchill Who Decreed That, Beyond A Certain Age, A Man Should Not Be Seen In A Leather Jacket.

I Couldn't Really See The Point Of Having Lunch Unless It Started At 1:00 And Ended A Week Later In Monte Carlo.

It Is More Interesting To Be Compared To Someone Famous, Because It Lets You Gauge What Perceptions People Have About Your Appearance.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.