I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

After You've Read A Novel, You Only Retain A Vague Memory Of Its Contents. You Remember The Atmosphere, The Odd Image Or Phrase Or Vivid Cameo.

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.