Acting Is A Plum Gig, And Then

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.