I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red Carpet Insole. Everywhere I Go, I'm Walking On Red Carpet.

Most Single People I Know, Myself Included, Have A Difficult Time Even Meeting Up With The People They Like, Be It Busy Schedules, Texting Games, Or Whatever.

You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.

Everyone's First Thought Is "these Women Are Going To Take Advantage Of You" Or "someone's Only Going To Date You Because You're Famous." That Stuff's Not Really An Issue Because That's Super-easy To See Through.