Acting Is Not A State Of Being

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

How Was Your Flight? Well, Aeronautically It Was A Great Success. Socially, It Left Quite A Bit To Be Desired.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.