Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair,

While You Have A Future Do Not Live Too Much In Contemplation Of Your Past: Unless You Are Content To Walk Backward The Mirror Is A Poor Guide.

Gunpowder, N. An Agency Employed By Civilized Nations For The Settlement Of Disputes Which Might Become Troublesome If Left Unadjusted.

Erudition - Dust Shaken Out Of A Book Into An Empty Skull.

Hope Is Desire And Expectation Rolled Into One.

Ingrate, N. One Who Receives A Benefit From Another, Or Is Otherwise An Object Of Charity.