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All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.