On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.