On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think

If Elected, I Will Win.

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.