People Come Up To Me In Bars

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?