People Come Up To Me In Bars

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

I Must Choose My Words Carefully In Order To Avoid Any Negative Interpretation. Among Politicians, This Is A Tactic Known As Lying.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.