You Have To Understand, I Can't Do

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.