You Have To Understand, I Can't Do

I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.