You Have To Understand, I Can't Do

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

If Elected, I Will Win.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

Only 10 Percent Of The People In The U.s. Like Dry Wines. You Shouldn't Get Down On People Just Because They Like A Little Sugar.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.