The Last Few Years Of My Life

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.