I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You

In Conclusion, You Can See That There Is A Place For Censors And We Only Wish That We Could Tell You Where It Is.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.