It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.