Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.