Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.