I've Been On The Campaign Trail So

If Elected, I Will Win.

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.