The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.