I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

In Conclusion, You Can See That There Is A Place For Censors And We Only Wish That We Could Tell You Where It Is.

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.