I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.