I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

Only A Cheap Politician, Greedy For Political Gain, Would Try To Single Out One Individual For Blame. The Fault Lies Not With The Individual But With The System, And That System Is Richard Nixon.